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✮ who’s crushing on you? ✮

pile one, two, or three?

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"who is crushing on pile one?" first off, this person could be a gemini, or a virgo. if not, they could have these placements within their chart, or they have heavy mercury energy to them at the moment. they're most likely somebody who knows a lot things, likes to learn and communicate with people who they feel they can learn from. i'm seeing that this person may have different sides to them that they may or may not have revealed to you yet. this person could speak aggressively/loudly, or just have a very prominent voice. they could be a musical artist, i'm definitely picking up on a rapper or singer. they "spit fire." or, they could be a dragon in chinese zodiac, or have some sort of relation to dragons. they could be 20 years old, or their birthday is on the 20th. their favorite color may be red or orange, and they could own a dog (or 3 lol).

"why are they crushing on pile one?" this person feels as though you can match their energy. whatever "fire" they spit, they feel like you can add to the flames and make the fire even brighter. however, they think you're more clever and secretive than they are. they see you as their potential "partner in crime." red and orange are very significant here. they think you won't be intimidated by all the people around them, or the attention they get. they see that you get a lot of attention as well. they think that together, the attention will grow and the two of you can be some sort of power couple together. they also really like your style, your confidence, your mannerisms, your hair, your makeup; they literally like everything about you, pile one.

"what do they think it'd be like dating pile one?" they feel like dating you will bring the both of you to new horizons. they see crazy amounts of potential in this connection. a lot of capricorn energy is coming out, so they definitely think you two could bring in a lot of financial stability. they think that as soon as y'all get together, things will already increase for the both of you. but the longer y'all stay together, the more it will increase. if you two get together, they will be very proud of you and the relationship they have with you.

"will they ever give a romantic offer to pile one?" yes. this person is not the type to sit around and dream of what they want for too long. they will take action into making this dream a reality. they may be getting signs or messages from divine about you, which keeps you on their mind even more. i'm seeing that they're even willing to wait to make this offer if they absolutely have to, but it's definitely on their list of things to do. they will not be impulsive when it comes to this. they have thought about it enough and have determined that they are ready to do this, and they're serious about it.

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"who is crushing on pile two?" this could be a libra or taurus, or somebody with these placements in their chart. this could be somebody who is interested in things to do with law such as criminology, becoming a lawyer, becoming a police officer, or they could just love to watch murder documentaries. some may see this person as an angel, or a savior. maybe you could view them this way. they could wear red a lot with silver accessories. their hair may be chesnut brown, maybe long as well. you or other people could see this person as magical; maybe they get a lot done and others wonder how they did it so fast and nicely. this person really cares for other people and they want to see people get what they deserve; whether that be good or bad.

"why are they crushing on pile two?" it took me so long before any cards came out. this person may not even know why they like you, pile two. something just really draws them to you. when the cards finally came out, i was met with the ace of pentacles... and the king of pentacles. this person may have seen you change and progress over the years. they see you as someone who is very abundant and disciplined. they could have watched you step up your financial income, your self-worth, and/or your confidence. they really like the change they see in you and they think they could do the same for themselves while they're with you. they could also really like your hair, especially if your hair is red. they also like the way you look in brighter colors. they think you're very beautiful and they love your boss-like energy.

"what do they think it'd be like dating pile two?" hmm, so the five of wands came out as i asked this, oddly enough. they may think that you can be competitive, or that you will compete with them to see who makes more money, or who does what better. they may even think that you won't listen to them, or that you're too much of your own person to take into consideration what they think. they definitely think this relationship would challenge them. they also feel like your competitive nature will cause them to change, and mold them into a better version of themselves. the vision they have may intimidate them, though. it's like going into the army. you know it'll change you for the better, but are you ready to face the challenge?

"will they ever give a romantic offer to pile two?" well, pile two. we have the moon upright. although they most likely fantasize about telling you their feelings, they will probably keep it to themselves. they're very scared to tell you how they feel. they may think you don't feel the same, or you're just someone who they're scared to approach in general. they will definitely dream about you and write their feelings out in a journal. they may even tell their friends about this. but i don't think they will tell you directly how they feel. they may give you hints, or just show you how much they like you through action. for example, being the first to like/view your posts/stories, or offering to give/buy you things even when you don't ask. this person seems to be very shy and tucked away when it comes to their emotions. there could possible be something else that's keeping them from revealing their true feelings to you.

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"who is crushing on pile three?" this is someone with heavy earth energy, or just someone who is very grounded and calm. this could possibly be a woman, or someone who is in tune with their feminine energy. they may have light colored hair, wavy/curly hair, and maybe even a slimmer body type to them (doesn't have to be, just confirmation for some.) they may like to go out in nature a lot, like hikes or neighborhood walks. this person loves mother nature and feels at peace when they're outdoors. they could have virgo and/or capricorn placements in their chart. they may have a garden they tend to, or they keep bugs as pets. butterflies may be significant.

"why are they crushing on pile three?" they're crushing on you because they see the effort you're putting into developing something. this could be a skill, a connection, a hobby, a career, etc. they may have seen you working in your element. they like the way you look when you're concentrating on something; maybe your eyebrows furrow and you stick your tongue out a bit. idk, but they love to see you working on whatever it is that you're developing. they like that you pay attention to detail, whether you're paying attention to what you're doing, or you're paying attention to them. you may remember things about them that most people forget, and it makes them feel heard. they also like the fact that you have the ability to let go of people/connections without looking back too much.

"what do they think it'd be like dating pile three?" they think that dating you will be very harmonious and balanced in terms of give and take. for example, if they were to do the dishes one day, you'd do the dishes the next time without having to be asked. same concept when it comes to finances, especially. they feel like the two of you will put your money together and the dynamic will be very balanced. they pay for this, you pay for that. you do this, so they do that. they think that you two could grow together, and leave behind wealth for future generations of the family (take what resonates, of course.)

"will they ever give a romantic offer to pile three?" yes, they will. however, they may feel like they don't have to? they think that you two are destined to be together anyway, so it'll happen when it's meant to. however, they do see a very very good chance that you two will end up together one way or another, whether it be because they offered, because you did, or because the universe said so, lol. they genuinely believe it's destined to happen!

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pick a card reading~

disclaimer: since Valentine’s Day is coming up this this is a love reading, asking what does your crush think of you. 💕

instructions: look at the images, think of your desired person, close your eyes, take 3 deep breathes, and pick which ever image you are drawn to! Use your intuition! keep what resonates, leave what doesn’t.

deck used: the literary witches oracle deck

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pile 1-

cards pulled; the soul, toad, the dark, trickery, the future, ghost, cat, tree, belonging, boar, chicken

heyyy pile 1, so right off the bat your crush thinks of you as someone who is goal-oriented, very much into your own inner world, kinda more to yourself. You may come off as shy/quiet to your person. They think you are happy and humorous. They also think that you are very funny. They also think there is a little darkness to you. I feel that this pile is Scorpio/ Aquarius energy. You may intimidate your crush. You may also wear black eyeliner or black clothing frequently which can kinda intimidate them. Your crush may also think you are a little suspicious like tricky to understand. They also think you are very smart, like I said before goal-oriented. You may focus a lot on the future. I also feel like your crush could imagine a future with you as well. I also feel like you may see this person often, either it’s at school, work etc. For some of you, I think you may have known this person for awhile, your crush thinks of these past memories of you. For some of you, you could be crushing on your ex. Your crush thinks you are mysterious in a way, they may also think you hold a lot of secrets. I also feel like your crush watches you a lot (not in a creepy way ofc). I feel like your crush sees you as someone who’s very mature. Your crush thinks of you as someone who is smart and think that you guys could have a good connection. your crush could see you as someone who is aggressive and a bit masculine at times. I’m getting a lot of past energy here, so you definitely have known your crush for awhile, maybe you and your crush are best friends and they don’t know that you like them? Your crush also laughs with you a lot, they like this btw. I’m also getting that you and your crush gossip about other people and laugh abt it. Your crush thinks that you have a good sense of self, they think that you know who you are truly and what you want. Your crush also feels comfortable around you. For some your crush could be a stranger that you haven’t fully communicated with.

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cards pulled; family, elixir, milk, wildflowers, love, identity, pond, praying mantis, bravery, wings, justice

oh em geeee pile 2!!!! Your crush thinks they could have a family with you! They feel that you could be an amazing mother/father. They also imagine marrying you and having children with you. Your crush thinks that you could have some drinking problems LOL or that you could help them overcome their health problems. Or they could think that you have some toxic traits. Your crush thinks that you nourish them! They feel you make them feel good and could help improve them. Awww omggg your crush definitely likes you! 2 love cards came out so if this is the confirmation you were looking for, you got it! ❣️ ahhh omg this pile is so cute! Your crush has a crush on you! They feel deeply infatuated by you! They love you! They feel that you would have a good romantic connection with them. They also feel that you would please their desires. You are everything they dream of! Wow pile 2!! They also feel that they would like to get to know you more, take you out on a date. They also feel like you know who you are and know your path in life. They really want to know you inside and out LMAO. They also feel like you are witty, and could have a lot of fun with you. I get so much cute energy from you both! They feel that you are brave! They also feel that they are a little scared to talk to you so they are building up the bravery to talk to you! Your crush feels like you have a lot of ambitions and good things going for you. They also feel like they literally wished/ dreamed of you and there you are right in front of them! Your crush also feels that you fight for what you believe in, your values, your community. They really like this about you! They really admire how you speak up and use your voice. They admire how confident you are. They like how you aren’t afraid of other’s opinions!

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pile 3:

cards pulled; moon, rebellion, praying mantis, pond, story, vision, book, fate, devotion, knife, the soul, eel

hiii pile 3! Okay so your crush thinks that you are mysterious! They think that you are constantly changing, maybe you change your hairstyle/color often, or your style etc. they also think that you are independent and rebellious. I feel that they admire this quality about you. They also think you are witty, and fun. Your crush is curious about you. They would like to know more about you. They want to look inward and learn about who you are deep down inside. Your crush has heard stories about you from others. Maybe people gossip about you a lot and your crush has heard some of these things. I feel that the things that they heard hasn’t altered their perception of you, they just keep these things in mind. Your crush thinks your innovative. They imagine/ have visions of you. Day dreams about you. I feel your crush is a spiritual person. Your crush has definitely had dreams about you that have predicted the future. Pre-cognitive dreams. (Ngl, I got fucking chills down my legs doing this reading) This person dreams of you a lot. They are deeply connected to the spiritual realm, wow. They also feel that certain interactions they had with you are fated. Your crush thinks you have some sort of spiritual connection with them. Wow this is so interesting. Your crush thinks you are very devoted and passionate about your creative pursuits. This could be your hobbies, job, school work etc.. they also think that there could be some conflict ahead with you. This person is deeply spiritual wow they have strong spiritual gifts and they saw in one of their visions a fight/ conflict between the both of you. This person gives me water energy/ specifically Pisces, 12th stellium. This person believe that they know you on a soul level. Your crush thinks that you guys have a soul connection with them. Your crush gives me calm/wise energy. Your crush could also think that you could be dishonest/ lie a lot. I feel like some of you may have stalked this persons social media account and like I said before this person has spiritual gifts so they definitely know that you stalk their account LOL.

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Hey guys!! I’m so glad to be back making another reading! I hope you guys enjoyed this one! I wanna make more love readings so comment any readings you would like me to do! Thank you for reading this far, have a lovely day ❣️❣️❣️

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Today, at night, russia destroyed Khakhovka HPP.

The consequences of this is similar to using weapon of mass destruction. Damage for people, infrastructure and ecosystem would last for decades and not only for Ukraine. Also, it puts the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant in an even more dangerous situation than it is now.

While I'm writing this, 10 settlements are flooded, 2 completely drowned, and ~80 in danger.

I cannot proceed this.

Help people of Kherson by donating, spread information and call worldwide organisations for action.

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don’t know how long it’s gonna take to feel okay, but I know I had the best day with you today.

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